welp i ran into the 'spell' section on Etsy.
good to know the murder spell is 50% off today
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The upgrade from threesome to orgy is only five dollars. There's a framing problem there, profit left on the table
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So much to unpack here. Magic isn't real, but it if it were, I certainly wouldn't trust "no karmic ties" "don't worry, this spell uses demons but I 100% promise this won't go badly for you" lolol
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Okay, okay. Why am I not selling spells on Etsy right fucking now?
I'm good at selling stuff. Can someone convince me that I should not set up a GOOD spell Etsy shop first thing tomorrow morning?
Hell, I'll even educate myself and "cast" those for real.
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I’ve purchased “spells” before. Admittedly I was drunk and wasn’t thinking things through, but it was fun when I received the “results” of the spell I purchased lol
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There should be spells for minor domestic quibbles.
That they will leave the seat up/down (delete as applicable).
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Can I pay that last one just to remove that horrible drawing from the internet?
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Seems like the Intensify Foreplay to Hot Orgies scale should maybe be more than a $15 upcharge?
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