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>me: ok gonna apply for mortgage pre-approval. should be easy my finances are fine >bank: please provide us with the phone number of your employer >2022 and i work for an internet startup >even previous giant employer had no obvious phone number dream over guys pack it up

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>"what is your monthly income" >ok its complicated, so youve got my base salary here, but a large portion of my compensation is in the form of options, which seem speculative and illiquid but listen lets talk about early conversion and tax mitigation strategies, im ngmi

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for an extra splash you should try all this while being a sex worker

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You heard her, robot. Whip that cam out! 😏

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