If you press a button, you become a top 1% onlyfans creator, but you can only poop twice a week. You:
- press the button44.2%
- don't press the button55.8%
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Ok I’ll put “press the button” if it makes you feel better about your situation in life
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is it uncomfortable? I think I went like a week once during a military stint and... I would not want that to be my regular life
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I feel a Monkey's Paw wish where the onlyfans would be in the top 1%, but on the basis of comic value.
Dammit. I press the button.
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Twice a week poop is the event that makes a top creator: See much pooping on onlyfans; Market niches are.
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Like am I painfully being forced to hold it in, or I only *have* to go once a week?
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