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beta male
27.3%
alpha male
27.6%
smegma ma
45.1%

1,971 votesFinal results

12:16 AM · Oct 23, 2021

@FelixMartelXXX

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Love that dudebro astrology.

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def smegma

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Daily reminder that the whole alpha/beta male distinction is only seen in wolves in captivity and that beta males actually have more offspring because the alphas are too busy defending their position.

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Pubby ▼・ᴥ・▼

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( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)

@StevenWillcox2

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There's two beta male categories

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Aren’t all males a combination of each?

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I'm a dolphin

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Sigma Male Tip #327 - Refuse to participate in Twitter polls as it distracts from the grind

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Alexander InvalidValue Cadeyrn

@InvalidDefiant

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Guess I should go with "beta", since "alpha" probably translates to "cares about whatever arbitrary status system is currently 'in'" - I mean, I don't even have license for driving cans and I guess that is still expected? WTB "rabid outsider" option.

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