guys i was an absolute slut before i started getting paid for it and up until that point i had never banged a person within the first hour of meeting them
I'm ugly. It takes over an hour just to start laying the foundation that might lead to sex.
I've got to use listening skills, show off a sense of humor, and seem confident about some field of expertise.
And that's just to make the escort feel comfortable. (There's the humor)
I met a girl on a cruise. I think she had just divorced or something. I think she had her eye on me for a while though so she probably knew "of" me for much longer than an hour; I was on the cruise with my immediate family and one of my best friends so I think I was safe