my household just lost an egg "weren't you gonna make me an egg?" "yea i did, i gave it to you, on a plate with a fork, im 100% sure" "what, no you didn't, i absolutely did not eat an egg" now its been 30 min of people scouring the house for an egg and loudly accusing each other
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right now dominant theory is that egg-receiver ate it without knowing, cause he was distracted, and then 3rd party absentmindedly cleaned up dishes however alleged egg-receiver is enthusiastically denying it and insisting we're all gaslighting him
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one of us had brilliant idea to check the dishwasher - indeed there was egg marked dish. Aha! entire household gathered around dishwasher to analyze egg splash patterns, made egg-receiver hold it to try to trigger the memory of egg-eating
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egg-receiver was sus someone must have thrown the egg away; he dug through the trash, then commenced debate about whether the yellowish thing he found was in fact an egg, person #4 insisting no its mango rind he threw away earlier this morning
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