my household just lost an egg "weren't you gonna make me an egg?" "yea i did, i gave it to you, on a plate with a fork, im 100% sure" "what, no you didn't, i absolutely did not eat an egg" now its been 30 min of people scouring the house for an egg and loudly accusing each other
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who is the Hunter S. Thompson impersonator?
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Lol, he thought that yellow lump could be an egg?
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where's the egg shell??
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This is relevant information. Do y'all compost?
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That's some sweet pad.
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How high are you guy?
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Is everyone ok?
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you guys live a full life
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Just everyone barf!
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