my household just lost an egg "weren't you gonna make me an egg?" "yea i did, i gave it to you, on a plate with a fork, im 100% sure" "what, no you didn't, i absolutely did not eat an egg" now its been 30 min of people scouring the house for an egg and loudly accusing each other
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the person deserves a second egg
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This sounds like a sitcom
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Loving this new true-crime podcast you got here.
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Is this level of dysfunction normal for your housemates?
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ya'll are broke if ur arguing about food. A single egg is easily replaced by going to the store. If food is so scarce that males are fighting over it, hard times are ahead for the pack. dominance is important, but so is peace. Chicken embryo=pointless debate unless made of AU.
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You guys should shop this story around to Hollywood for adaptation as a slice-of-life psychological horror-thriller
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There's always the possiblity that someone in your house has some sort of dissociative condition they aren't aware of and ate the egg in this dissociated state.
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