my household just lost an egg "weren't you gonna make me an egg?" "yea i did, i gave it to you, on a plate with a fork, im 100% sure" "what, no you didn't, i absolutely did not eat an egg" now its been 30 min of people scouring the house for an egg and loudly accusing each other
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egg-receiver was sus someone must have thrown the egg away; he dug through the trash, then commenced debate about whether the yellowish thing he found was in fact an egg, person #4 insisting no its mango rind he threw away earlier this morning
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This is the best season of big brother
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Lay off the sativa.
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