my household just lost an egg "weren't you gonna make me an egg?" "yea i did, i gave it to you, on a plate with a fork, im 100% sure" "what, no you didn't, i absolutely did not eat an egg" now its been 30 min of people scouring the house for an egg and loudly accusing each other
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one of us had brilliant idea to check the dishwasher - indeed there was egg marked dish. Aha! entire household gathered around dishwasher to analyze egg splash patterns, made egg-receiver hold it to try to trigger the memory of egg-eating
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egg-receiver was sus someone must have thrown the egg away; he dug through the trash, then commenced debate about whether the yellowish thing he found was in fact an egg, person #4 insisting no its mango rind he threw away earlier this morning
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Sounds like boredom or personality disorder... only time will tell
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How long does an egg take to digest?
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You were quick to lay the blame, weren't you...
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It's very possible, this has happened to me before, but living alone it's much easier to deduce from evidence that I must have indeed consumed said thing because no one else could have (but violating occams razor can be entertaining at times: e.g. sasquatch, or an elaborate hoax)
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