right now dominant theory is that egg-receiver ate it without knowing, cause he was distracted, and then 3rd party absentmindedly cleaned up dishes however alleged egg-receiver is enthusiastically denying it and insisting we're all gaslighting him
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one of us had brilliant idea to check the dishwasher - indeed there was egg marked dish. Aha! entire household gathered around dishwasher to analyze egg splash patterns, made egg-receiver hold it to try to trigger the memory of egg-eating
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egg-receiver was sus someone must have thrown the egg away; he dug through the trash, then commenced debate about whether the yellowish thing he found was in fact an egg, person #4 insisting no its mango rind he threw away earlier this morning
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let us know when you crack this case!
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Hahaha damnit take my like
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Hmm sounds like egg receiver got greedy and wanted a second egg made for them, not expecting they'd unleash such drama.
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Well, I once lost several fully functional suicide vests with actual explosives and well, I still wonder where they are, what they're up to, is anyone taking care of them...
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This whole thing is so adorable
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