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welp, accidentally filleted a dick during sex with my toenail, how's your night going

7:17 AM · Jun 24, 2021

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he somehow took it in stride. never thought a man with a bleeding penis could be so chill

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Why the hell was ur toe near his dick anyway, were u giving him a footjob?

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naw it's kinda unclear when exactly it happened, probably was when flipping over fast

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Hey Aella. Please check DM. :)

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You had sex with your toenail?

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Secret___Tunnel

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I’m wondering the logistics of this.

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Neurotic Goblin

@Suburbhermit99

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Mfw reading this post

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Luke Vaxhacker, Fully Vaxxed

@Luke_Vaxhacker

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You managed to debone him? 😅

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Why would you tell us this? Ignorance was bliss.

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