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One button kills a random person somewhere in the world; they just fall over dead. The other button causes an extra nipple to spontaneously grow somewhere on the body of 1% of all humans You have to press one (just once!). Youd rather

Kill random person
34.1%
Grow extra nips on people
65.9%

1,911 votesFinal results

1:24 AM · May 30, 2021

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Am I allowed to press both?

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Spontaneous nipples would cause mass panic and likely lead to more deaths

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Are you kidding? 75% of the people would deny the existence of third nipples

Mandude dudeman (18+)

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I want extra nips

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1% extra nips? people ain't OK with that? damn.

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wtf this is ridiculous! the embarassment would be ASTRONOMICAL!!!!!! 100% worth laying down my life to spare that!

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But how many of respondents would want the second option anyway?

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The more times I kill people in your polls, the easier it gets

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The medical system would get so clogged by the nipple-thing that you could kill 100 randos and it would still cause fewer lives lost. 🤷‍♀️

Don't poke the (mama) bear

@dontcallcps

May 30, 2021

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@Aella_Girl

I discovered I had a 3rd nipple when I was 32... Thought it was a mole up till then. Only found out when pregnancy hormones irritated it. 🤷‍♀️ Probably a bunch of people have one and don't know!