prolly the worst threesome i ever had was when i was escorting and a girl hired me in an attempt to distract a boy she was trying to break up with. she wanted him to get sexually interested in others so she could slip out of the relationship without blowing everything up 1/
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She told me when he went to the bathroom
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Poor dude. Now do the best
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This entire thing is the plot of a Judd Apatow movie
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That sounds pretty yikes, but congrats on finding a not-werewolf tho
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Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Sounds like a Sap.
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What a life. Wow.
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At least he wasn’t covered head to toe in hair like a... like a werewolf
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Very considerate way of breaking up but she could have paid for it.
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