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prolly the worst threesome i ever had was when i was escorting and a girl hired me in an attempt to distract a boy she was trying to break up with. she wanted him to get sexually interested in others so she could slip out of the relationship without blowing everything up 1/

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the threesome was so weird. he obviously was 0% interested in me and only agreed to it for her; she was trying to encourage him to touch me, like she physically placed his hands on me, but he looked only at her the entire time

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i didn't know wtf i was supposed to be doing. I felt like i was sexually assaulting this poor man. maybe I should stop - but he'd paid me to do this, so...? i went through with it, trying to be initiatory but not-rapey, and also somehow please both of them

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the threesome ended with finally him banging her while I vaguely fondled them, feeling intensely like i should gtfo out of the hotel room and let the poor man fuck his unhappy girlfriend in peace anyway i hope they figured it all out and are doing ok now

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(oh also to clarify: the guy was the one who hired me, it was his money, but at the behest and prompting of his girlfriend. so he was ultimately responsible for this, he was just trying to make his gf happy)

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She told me when he went to the bathroom

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She told me when he went to the bathroom

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Poor dude. Now do the best

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This entire thing is the plot of a Judd Apatow movie

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That sounds pretty yikes, but congrats on finding a not-werewolf tho

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Your mama is fat

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Still a better love story than Twilight.

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Sounds like a Sap.

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What a life. Wow.