the threesome was so weird. he obviously was 0% interested in me and only agreed to it for her; she was trying to encourage him to touch me, like she physically placed his hands on me, but he looked only at her the entire time
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i didn't know wtf i was supposed to be doing. I felt like i was sexually assaulting this poor man. maybe I should stop - but he'd paid me to do this, so...? i went through with it, trying to be initiatory but not-rapey, and also somehow please both of them
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the threesome ended with finally him banging her while I vaguely fondled them, feeling intensely like i should gtfo out of the hotel room and let the poor man fuck his unhappy girlfriend in peace anyway i hope they figured it all out and are doing ok now
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(oh also to clarify: the guy was the one who hired me, it was his money, but at the behest and prompting of his girlfriend. so he was ultimately responsible for this, he was just trying to make his gf happy)
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This is a Scooby-Doo-level scheme just to break up with a guy.
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This. I can't tell if I should be feeling confusion or pity
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Amazing
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What about the best threesome you ever had?
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Who hasn’t been there
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she likely felt guilty because she'd already been fucking other dudes she liked better and wanted an excuse to bow out "gracefully" so she'd be free date them openly: the threesome story lets her do so and even claim that it was his idea and the reason she dumped him etc.
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