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Men are werewolves As an escort, I'd have dinner with an intelligent, perceptive man - ceo or something - and I'd think, no way he's a werewolf. When we end up in bed, he'll remain himself, conscious, alert. But no; they transformed every time into an unrecognizable sex creature.

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For clarification - is "every time" hyperbole or literal?

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Literal, every single time afaik. I remember consciously trying to predict sometimes, like "ok this guy won't become a wolf, no way" and then I was never right. But the transformation was sometimes much subtler than others, and I liked some wolves a lot more than others.

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I don't know! I think maybe what I"m trying to get at is that everyone becomes wolves during sex, but it only feels like the 'successful business people' start out as humans. It's less weird when someone feels plausibly sexual to start out with.

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"but it only feels like successful business people start out as humans" ???????????????????????????????????????????????