a lone goose has been steadily honking like a car alarm outside my window for several minutes now. it's 2 am
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Probably in distress. Caught in something, can't get loose, something like that. I'd go take a look, for the sake of the goose, and also that might be the quickest way to get back to sleep
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It's the seventeen other geese you can't see you should be worried about. Those crafty motherfuckers have been hanging out with the gnomes.
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before you ask "who": not an owl
nor more elegant type of fowl
this caterwauled honking
deserves such a bonking
"this goose should be cooked!" she did howl
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