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Aella
@Aella_Girl
How can I plausibly estimate the total volume of semen jizzed primarily to me? I can probably estimate a range of my total content/views across time, but I don't know how to estimate what % of viewers do end up jizzing, or how much content it takes to generate one jizz on average
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Aella
@Aella_Girl
Ok let's assume jizz is approximately 0.75tsp. The majority of people who follow me are between 25-35, which has higher-than-average jizz content. Apparentlyit's normal to be between 0.25 and 1 tsp, but let's just assume .75
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Aella
@Aella_Girl
I'd estimate there's been a total of around 20m views of my specifically pornographic content in general? The heaviest hitters would be reddit + pornhub, which I'd estimate at ... 10m views total? And then just throw in another 10m for all the other sharing sites.
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@Aella_Girl
Maybe this is too much actually. Let's be conservative and do 10m total. I might be just underestimating the size of an actual full million. Ok so 10m content views, 0.75tsp per jizz. What % of content generates a jizz?
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