Ok let's assume jizz is approximately 0.75tsp. The majority of people who follow me are between 25-35, which has higher-than-average jizz content. Apparentlyit's normal to be between 0.25 and 1 tsp, but let's just assume .75
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I'd estimate there's been a total of around 20m views of my specifically pornographic content in general? The heaviest hitters would be reddit + pornhub, which I'd estimate at ... 10m views total? And then just throw in another 10m for all the other sharing sites.
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Maybe this is too much actually. Let's be conservative and do 10m total. I might be just underestimating the size of an actual full million. Ok so 10m content views, 0.75tsp per jizz. What % of content generates a jizz?
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This is the hardest part. I really have no idea. I'd guess anywhere from.... 1-10% generates a jizz? I'm only counting views where my content contributed the 'most' to a jizz, keep in mind. So this is between 100k-1m jizzes, which is 75k-750k tsps
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Which is between 976 to 97 gallons, which is roughly between 1.5-15 bathtubs
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finally some real fucken metrics
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gotta get your Jizz Per Click conversion rate up
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aite pull up the whiteboard
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I’m sure someone has done a study for the average amount of videos watched per masturbation session. Multiply your videos by 1/that number and multiply by the percentage of your viewership that is male and average volume of ejaculate. Prob not a bad estimate.
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