Ok what if instead of men paying me a little bit for sex, they instead pay me a lot to actually birth and raise their child
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Kind of a mix of onlyfans and mumsnet
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Can make this happen cc
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The system frowns upon those who attempt to bribe the natural selector, especially when the selector is complicit.
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I assume that supplies for the child would be claimed as expenses separately? Otherwise your 1m is going to get eaten into...
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Yes. The mom would be a a contractor. All tax write offs
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That is the cost trying to avoid by paying for sex.
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Now make it an app so we can outsource farming offspring. You can keep track of the children through a mandated social media presence and line of contact. App is financed through taking a tiny percentage of the alimony-style payments.
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GENIUS
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Too cheap.
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wow, very tempting. $1 million does seem a bit low however.
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