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Had a weird email exchange with Penn Jilette in 2013 when my gnome photoset went viral. I was so excited to talk to him but turns out he just wanted a blowjob
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Ran into an A list celebrity at a surprisingly small party in SF. I tried extremely hard to be suave but then literally spilled a drink and then ran away
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I was the only extra in a short film with H Jon Benjamin, who voices Archer and Bob of Bob's Burgers. He was quiet and very nice
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I ran into Carrot Top in a hallway in the Bellagio. He's so short I said, "You look taller in person." He looked at me confused and said, "No one ever says that." And he walked out of my life forever.
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I went to an Animals As Leaders show in Grand Rapids, MI. and ended up buying a Red Bull before the show because the bartender wouldn't give him one and didn't believe he was "in the band."
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