Had a weird email exchange with Penn Jilette in 2013 when my gnome photoset went viral. I was so excited to talk to him but turns out he just wanted a blowjob
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Ran into an A list celebrity at a surprisingly small party in SF. I tried extremely hard to be suave but then literally spilled a drink and then ran away
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I was the only extra in a short film with H Jon Benjamin, who voices Archer and Bob of Bob's Burgers. He was quiet and very nice
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A FWB took me to cabaret dinner (show by Lea Salonga). We were seated at table for four with Eva Noblezada and Rachelle Ann Go. We were only people there who didn’t know who they were. They were very sweet. Later saw them starring in Miss Saigon.https://youtu.be/rQD31F5bOFc
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I ran into Carrot Top in a hallway in the Bellagio. He's so short I said, "You look taller in person." He looked at me confused and said, "No one ever says that." And he walked out of my life forever.
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I went to an Animals As Leaders show in Grand Rapids, MI. and ended up buying
@TosinAbasi a Red Bull before the show because the bartender wouldn't give him one and didn't believe he was "in the band."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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When we were kids,
@TheHornyMike and I used to affix firecrackers and bottle rockets to model cars we'd build and light 'em off in the streets.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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