mine's when i stuck my naked ass over the side of the top of a church belltower to pee when i was super drunk. also a girl threw up over the side while i was eating her out. no railings anywhere. i was such an idiot.
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i think about this at least once a week when im being grateful for being alive.
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Drunkenly dove off the end of a dock....without realizing or checking how shallow the water was. It was...not deep enough for diving.
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130+mph on a dark road at midnight I forgot about the hard curve jumped it and hit a oak tree I wasn't wearing a seat belt and went face first through the windshield.
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After a soccer game in Sinsheim, very drunk, perfectly managed to step into that dead space between platform and train. About 15 strong men immediately, instinctively reached out to save me. Have never felt so much part of the hive mind of society
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In high school, I stayed up all night working on an essay or a project or something. I rode my bike home that day and just blew across a busy road without looking or slowing down. I was lucky to not get hit. Don't operate any kind of vehicle while sleep deprived!
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Fell asleep drunk in a row boat in Lake Michigan. Pretty sure I started near Chicago judging by the night club receipts in my pocket. Woke up two days later on Beaver Island with one hell of a sunburn.
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Tried beating a train on foot while coming back from a jerky run in the middle of winter. Buddy cleared the tracks fine, I slipped on the ice covering the rails. Gazelle jumped off the tracks as the train blew past behind me, came so close the air pressure actually pushed me.
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Diving into an outdoor saltwater swimming pool when the tide was still out. As I dived into the multiple level pool, I saw a concrete slab flash past my face. My big toe hit it. It sliced through the end of the toe. A shallower dive & I would have smashed my head on the concrete.
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