i really hate how im feeling increasing incentive to present as impressive and cool on twitter so people invite me on podcasts and stuff, and how this is really at odds with my perpetual desire to make poop jokes
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Hello have you seen his Twitter feed?
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Elon would absolutely love a good poop joke. You might maybe have to frame it in terms of entropy or something
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@elonmusk loves a good poop joke! Sent him one yesterday, he said he's having a crap day butt cracked him up
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Anyone who can put an Easter Egg in a car to make it play Wizards in Winter and dance, can definitely appreciate a good poop joke. If not, seek a new billionaire.
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when people I respect follow me, I've developed the habit of immediately posting the kind of stuff I'd be reputationally shy about, so I don't let inhibition build up in a way that could quiet my inner free voice
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can't imagine elon musk objecting to poop jokes
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He is probably partial to fart jokes.
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