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why the HELL is all keyboard fandom obsessed with mechanical keyboards, the literal worst keyboard possible if you actually tYPE w/ normal HUMAN MOTIVATIONS. every damn forum is infested with weak-knuckled mechanical keyboard doofus fanboys droolin over fancy lights and CLACKING

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ive probably typed three asstons more words literally twice as fast on my chiclet keyboard vs those sweaty finger-picking masturbatory custom keycap obsessees leavin their online friends chatbox hanging DOT DOT DOT as they slowly, painstakingly shit out each individual word

5:40 AM · Oct 8, 2020

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and are there obsessive forums dedicated to TRUE keyboardery, for SPEEDY CLACKERS? No! r/keyboards is OVERRUN, you have to *search* for actual fast keyboards that dont scream at you and you get like 4 search results. we're a marginalized class, i am UPSET

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Did you know there are chiclet-style low-noise mechanical keyboard microswitches 😏

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wat tell me more

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This is a Kanye-esque moment, the next step is @‘ing Corsair for a collab.

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This is really funny. Did you go with the magic keyboard for your chiclets?

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Supposedly mechanical keyboards are better for complex biomechanical reasons but really I’m sure I’m not alone in saying I would use them even if I screw for sure they were worse- when you’re typing at high speed the clacking is just so SATISFYING

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