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You'd rather have every offensive thing you've ever said automatically attached as a file to all emails you send, pinned on your social media, linkedin, etc., forever - OR slowly eat the entirety of a consenting human being starting while they're alive (skipping unhealthy parts)?
  • bad thing attached
    70.1%
  • eat a human
    29.9%
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I'm having trouble thinking about this because offense is a property of the listener, not of the message. Is the automatic attachment curated to the sensibilities of the recipient? I'd still probably pick the first option because I really don't want to do the second thing.
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