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What's your gender? || Would you rather be a nonoffending pedophile, or only be able to gain sexual satisfaction from eating poop?

Male | nonoff pedophile
53.2%
Male | poop eater
31.7%
Female | nonoff pedophile
7.9%
Female | poop eater
7.2%

2,230 votesFinal results

3:30 AM · May 25, 2020

Ridvan Aydemir | Apostate Prophet

@ApostateProphet

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Wow. This is the most disturbing question so far. Congrats!

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I mean... I can always choose not to eat poop, and I wouldn't feel bad about it.

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@HansGermishMagi

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Yikes

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I normally like your polls...

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@HansGermishMagi

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I guess this poses the question if you can have a fulfilling life without sex? Nonoff pedo would be too much guilt. Couldnt do it. I would choose poop eater and probably become celibate.

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Elon Parody Musk

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it's kinda like asking if you'd rather have sex with your gf in your father's body or your father in your gf's body.

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This is an easy "never experience sexual satisfaction again" for me, so we'll go with the one that makes me feel less guilty day-to-day.

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