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i am ded out of toilet paper and the amazon pantry delivery had some in it but it also had some alcohol and then i couldn't find my ID and then they just walked away with my toilet paper and i know i have a poop approaching and im watching it with zenlike calm. also out of soap.

5:05 AM · May 9, 2020

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I just recently got a bidet and it's wonderful. Highly recommend it.

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i HAVE a bidet its just NOT INSTALLED and my fucking wrench and screwdriver etc. is not arriving until NEXT WEEK

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If you ran out of toilet paper while hiding out at home, wouldn't you just wash yo assho

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ALSO. OUT. OF. SOAP.

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Shower, a temporary fix

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i dont have a shower curtain or soap

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Hand held shower head

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Idk if this is helpful but in rural India it's common to fill up & use a water mug (in the same way as a bidet), which might be useful for you in an emergency situation 😰

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Rural India and my house, lol. I have fancy bidet toilets with all kinds of features, still prefer lota.

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Marcus Epistemicidal Maniac Payne

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Dawn works in a pinch.