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Would you rather have to personally apologize to every person you've ever masturbated to through video call (you get a magic list of their contacts), or vomit slightly more than a mouthfull into your own mouth every time you have an orgasm for the rest of your life?

personally apologize
88.3%
vomit while cuming
11.7%

3,235 votesFinal results

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Ian Miles Cheong

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Why apologize?

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why vomit in your mouth?

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Ian Miles Cheong

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How about neither.

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youre bad at answering polls

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Ian Miles Cheong

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I want a third option. Tell them and be totally okay with it.

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what then no obviously everyone would pick that one over the vomit in mouth while cumming. you'd have to also lower the terribleness of cum mouth vomit in order to balance it out

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Ian Miles Cheong

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Like, I don't feel shame you know?

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do you actually not feel shame about anything? or just your jizz targets

5:43 AM · May 8, 2020

Ian Miles Cheong

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It's an extremely muted emotion.

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you're closer to

a sociopath
49.4%
enlightened
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77 votesFinal results

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