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Would you rather have to personally apologize to every person you've ever masturbated to through video call (you get a magic list of their contacts), or vomit slightly more than a mouthfull into your own mouth every time you have an orgasm for the rest of your life?

personally apologize
88.3%
vomit while cuming
11.7%

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11:23 PM · May 7, 2020

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Why apologize?

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why vomit in your mouth?

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Why am I apologizing?

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Manny stuck on Left Coast

@manway613

May 7, 2020

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@Aella_Girl

What a bizarre question. Why would anyone need an apology from someone who masturbated while thinking about them. Sounds like a compliment.

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I would rather apologize... but I don't feel like I have anything to apologize for. I'd rather do most things than vomit... ESPECIALLY not while having an orgasm.

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Depends on if my decision applies to everyone (in which case video call) or just to me, with everyone else carrying on as normal (vomit). It’s the difference between my apology being forgotten as one of many, or my call being many women’s creepiest experience of the decade.

Grumpy Gabe, Online Safety Expert, PhD

@GrumpyGabe3D

May 7, 2020

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@Aella_Girl

Well, once you could get over the embarrassment the video calls would be kind of hilarious.