I'd probably take the money if I was interested anyway, but $1000 wouldn't buy me over to being interested.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'd do it for half that.
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Don't lie, you'll do it for free.
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Depends. Is she hot? If yes, yeah, prolly. If she's not... how drunk am I allowed to get?

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How much booze can you buy for $1000, and still be able to get it up?
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Male|no. There has to be a catch. Always is.
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catch is can't unsell your soul
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These two polls went exactly how I expected they would lol
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Its almost like most people aren't gay
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$1,000 ? I’ll do it for a $20
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i'll do it for a pat on the back and a "job well done"
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