there's some deep monkey part of my brain that thinks if i put shiny enough gems all over my body then the strongest man will want to mate with me
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Do *you* want the strongest man to mate w/ you? Or does just the deep monkey part?
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I thought the shinies were to show the other gals who's boss. Then again maybe the boss gets the strongest guy
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"I can see the Russian Army rolling through my head
On one side of me lies the enemy, the other half is dead
I've got diamonds and I've got pearls
And I said, "Hey mister, won't you come for me?"
You can take me home, but I will never be your girl"
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Nah, I don't really care about shiny gems... oh, you said strongest man. I thought it said strangest. 🤦
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Found something tender and comforting in this revealing share; Monkey brain nostalgia?
