"and then Melkor is like 'sorry guys I swear I won't do it again I'll be cool' but then...he starts hanging out with a cluster b chick."
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getting a lot of worldbuilding backstory from eigen
v glad to know that wizards do, in fact, fuck
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and yet gandalf doesn't have any kids
wtf dude get on it
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The grocery store checkout mags would have a much better chance on me with this kind of gossip.
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only Luthien Tinuviel! Daughter of Thingol the Elven-king of Doriath and Melian the Maia! Lover of Beren, songstress of such power she moved Mandos and overawed Morgoth in the heart of black Thangorodrim, chiefest subject of Middle Earth's poetic proclivities
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Wait luthien was part maiar? I totally missed that
I don't know what they teach the kids these days...
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