I’d let you eat crackers in bed but I’d also expect you to clean up the crumbs.
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LOL you're the first person i've ever met who used a variation on something my dad would always say, "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin sardines and crackers!"
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A solid 8.9
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But a 7.1 from the Russian judge.
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This isn’t as controversial as usual
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Does a higher number represent a higher level of perceived attractiveness?
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Is this a trick question
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That’s not true. First of all, it’s a subjective scale. Second of all, just move your non existing 10’s to 11. Recalibrate your scale.
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Extra tricky as a sapiosexual who hasnt met you. Skin n twitter deep 9.9 to keep it human
Now, quit fishing for complements
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