You hit the point where you could poop right now if you tried. How long can you not poop before you shit yourself?
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This is truly the nicest thing anyone has said to me in weeks
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Absolute ability to "slam the door shut" doesnt mean I wont be having what is basically mild labor pains every so often until it is unleashed. Cold sweats, cramps that come and go, etc.. Ive always said labor pains are like the WORST diarrhea stomach ache youve ever had to hold
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Times at least 10 once it really hits but there is no release. As someone with Ehlers danlos I have massive digestive issues but whole time I was in labor I was convinced i had to poop ... I didnt. Just had to have a baby. Haha
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Likely a week assuming I wasn't poking the bear with copious amounts of undercooked alliums. "If I had to" is a strong operator here. I am rarely put in such situations these days so the training isn't so at the ready but I still have some strong strategies that serve me well.
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You may have IBS
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Funny, thats what Dad use to say
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It’s more of a mental thing than a physical thing. At least for me
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I think it's a lot likelier that we can poop earlier than you. Have you tried checking just how early you can poo?
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For me it’s basically because I work 10+ hour days and I’ve never worked at a place where I felt comfortable pooping in the employee restroom, outside of critical emergencies.
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You'd find on a keto or carnivore diet that you are lucky to drop a deuce once a day, and that at considerable coaxing.
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