You hit the point where you could poop right now if you tried. How long can you not poop before you shit yourself?
- <15 minutes6.3%
- 15-60 min16.6%
- 1-4 hours33.5%
- 5+ hours43.5%
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I very often have less than fifteen minutes. It's common for 3-5 minutes to be my max. You guys have assholes of steel.
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I am imagining the worst case scenario on my hour-plus commute with no good places to stop in the middle, and if we ever work together I am probably *not* gonna offer you a ride home.
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Absolute ability to "slam the door shut" doesnt mean I wont be having what is basically mild labor pains every so often until it is unleashed. Cold sweats, cramps that come and go, etc.. Ive always said labor pains are like the WORST diarrhea stomach ache youve ever had to hold
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Likely a week assuming I wasn't poking the bear with copious amounts of undercooked alliums. "If I had to" is a strong operator here. I am rarely put in such situations these days so the training isn't so at the ready but I still have some strong strategies that serve me well.
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I think it's a lot likelier that we can poop earlier than you. Have you tried checking just how early you can poo?
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For me it’s basically because I work 10+ hour days and I’ve never worked at a place where I felt comfortable pooping in the employee restroom, outside of critical emergencies.