I would have said below, then I remembered the reaction to the bestiality thing.
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Would guess I'm somewhat lower than you, and you're at ~95th percentile among your followers (judging from how badly they fare on your polls), so I'd estimate 80th-90th percentile. Hard to be above 98/99th without just being super wrong, I think - lizardman constant is high.
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compared to you, a sloth is: a: prettier b: smarter c: funnier d: worthier than a follow to you.
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I can't vote on this one either, I lack sufficient knowledge of your readership, and my guess given what I do have would be (exactly average), because I'm kinda eccentric by most standards.
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I believe you don't really need to eat vegetables.
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Long time listener; first time caller. Interesting to compare weird vs intelligent (prev post). Which (if any) would you prefer your reach to be maximized for?

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70% weird, 30% intelligent
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At least the results add up to 100%, we managed that much. /s
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