Bob, a devout Christian and shrewd capitalist, realized that with a little moral efficiency he could maximize the rewards waiting for him in heaven. Bob builds a 'turn the other cheek' factory, paying below minimum wage to immigrants to slap his left cheek, then the right.
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Bob is munchkining the letter of the law while interpreting the spirit of it in a weird way? Are you sure he's not Jewish?
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Lol, I'm guessing you're not a Trump fan.
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