Bob, a devout Christian and shrewd capitalist, realized that with a little moral efficiency he could maximize the rewards waiting for him in heaven. Bob builds a 'turn the other cheek' factory, paying below minimum wage to immigrants to slap his left cheek, then the right.
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Bob lobbies to use the taxes from the poor to institute welfare for the poor. Bob starts a meetup group for tax collectors in his city. Bob cuts down barren fig trees and uses the wood as supply for his new "We Put The Log In Your Eye So You Can Get It Out" company.
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