Bob, a devout Christian and shrewd capitalist, realized that with a little moral efficiency he could maximize the rewards waiting for him in heaven. Bob builds a 'turn the other cheek' factory, paying below minimum wage to immigrants to slap his left cheek, then the right.
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Bob builds a giant needle so that rich people may step through its eye. Bob pays prostitutes to marry each other. Bob starts a new clothing line where women's clothing is advertised as men's, so crossdressers can wear "men's clothes" but still feel sexy.
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Bob lobbies to use the taxes from the poor to institute welfare for the poor. Bob starts a meetup group for tax collectors in his city. Bob cuts down barren fig trees and uses the wood as supply for his new "We Put The Log In Your Eye So You Can Get It Out" company.
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