Our Christmas tradition of making fun of me for not knowing how to buy kids presents is actually more hurtful than our Thanksgiving tradition of making fun of me for eating salads instead of a dead bird and disgusting carbs.
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A variety show! I contain multitudes!
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* Vaudeville and Whitman, if nobody else caught the references
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