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Does slipping on ice count?
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Does riding your bike into a bridge expansion joint and being catapulted off it count? If so, two weeks ago.
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Honestly don't remember
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Tuesday. TKD will do that to ya.
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Does being knocked on your back by your dog count?
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Does skateboarding count?
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In 1997 I slipped on a wet floor. In 2015 I slipped on ice in Moscow. I didn’t actually hit the ground either time, but dislocated my left shoulder in avoiding falling, so actually falling would have been better.
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Unless you count falling off a climbing wall.
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