We do like our alcohol!
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We did pretty good with being high as well- Stoned, Baked, Lifted, Toasted, Faded, Zoned, Lit-up, Krunked
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Just goes to show how much humans like their booze.
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Humans discovered alcohol thousands of years before inventing writing. Getting drunk is the most universal of human experiences.
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Snookered, blitz, three sheets to the wind...
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I have a theory that the more words there are to describe one thing the more prevalent that thing is in the human mind. Sex for example. There’s a million ways to say two people are banging
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For a quarter of a second I thought you were somehow quoting my song — “faded, bent, twisted canned, cranked and pissed...” http://jonburks.com/track/im-drunk Your lyrics might be better.
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I prefer Smashed
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For some reason we said "taught" in high school. We also referred to a party where you would get "taught" as a "big stomper." This is what happens when you're a punk rock kid in northern Michigan. "Shitty" was also a fave.
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