Last night at 1:26am, a Twitter-friend's boyfriend--guy I had never interacted with--slid into my DMs with "hey."
Turns out it was my friend, signed-in as her BF, "being drunk and silly."
I passed the test: "lol aren't you [X]'s boy?"
But this is a crazy move. Don't do it.
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I have a friend who tells MONOPLOT whenever we're watching a movie in which the characters get into zany situations because of monogamy. This one's definitely a monoplot.

