If you press the button, your need to fart will be eliminated. Never again will a single fart pass between your buttlips. You will not experience any discomfort or issues from this elimination of farting. Your life proceeds as normal, if a little quieter. Do you press the button?
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haha Absolutely not. I love the smell of my own farts. I hate hers. And as I tell her...research shows hers are worse.
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I will say - the ability to fart does present the opportunity for passive aggressive retribution on workmates who've annoyed you recently. Having that option is something I do not wish to sacrifice.
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Aww but I like it when I fart and clear the room with one single blast from my butt cannon
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“Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.” - Benjamin Franklin