haha Absolutely not. I love the smell of my own farts. I hate hers. And as I tell her...research shows hers are worse.
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Nope. Farts are too funny to do away with.
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There's something deeply satisfying about a good fart. Life would be a little less worth living without them.
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I will say - the ability to fart does present the opportunity for passive aggressive retribution on workmates who've annoyed you recently. Having that option is something I do not wish to sacrifice.
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I find them quite cafartic
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The potential inconvenience outweighs the laughs--so ttfn Fs
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I love you
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I enjoy farts
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Aww but I like it when I fart and clear the room with one single blast from my butt cannon
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