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You make a joke about a man having sex for an embarrassingly short period of time before he ejaculates. The ideal number of minutes of sex to suit this joke is:

<1 minute
63.5%
2 minutes
25.4%
3-5 minutes
8%
6+ minutes
3.1%

1,946 votesFinal results

2:51 AM · Oct 25, 2019

@karlbykarlsmith

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An hour and a half

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3

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Isn't 3-5 minutes generally considered the average time spent for vaginal sex?

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walter rosenbaum

@RosenbaumWalter

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Is the punchline the how quick he came or is it the set up?

Cameron Harwick

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Twooooo minutes Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohB

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i want to change my answer to an unlisted option. around 20+ minutes it gets funny again.

Misha Gurevich, Photographer, VC, Wives 0/1

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Why do you think they call it secs?

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45 minutes are no joke 😈

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I WISH I could come in under thirty minutes.

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I voted for 2 but I think it's specifically 3, not 3-5. No idea why.