What if I'm pooping right now?
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*clove of raw garlic intensifies*
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Bad day for pooping?
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Try this but with regurgitation (and limiting the time to 60 seconds). The results would be interesting to compare and contrast to this one.
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I … uh … saw this tweet *while* pooping. So, yes.
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I'm standing at a bus stop right now. I thought about it, gave a push as a test and the loaf in the oven isnt ready yet.
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You forgot the "I'm pooping right now" option.
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Was literally on the toilet contemplating whether or not to force out a poop as I saw this
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Decided to go for it, content with decision
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