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If you tried, could you poop in the next few minutes?

Yes definitely
12.8%
Yes probably
21.6%
No probably not
39.6%
Definitely not
26%

1,928 votesFinal results

3:50 AM · Oct 5, 2019

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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*clove of raw garlic intensifies*

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Bad day for pooping?

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Try this but with regurgitation (and limiting the time to 60 seconds). The results would be interesting to compare and contrast to this one.

@michaelpawluk1

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💩

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I … uh … saw this tweet *while* pooping. So, yes.

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3

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I'm standing at a bus stop right now. I thought about it, gave a push as a test and the loaf in the oven isnt ready yet.

1

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You forgot the "I'm pooping right now" option. 💩

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Was literally on the toilet contemplating whether or not to force out a poop as I saw this

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Technoptimist Bird

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I poop every minute.