Sometimes when I want something, my first instinct is to tweet asking someone to buy it for me. My old sex worker habits were not trained to be optimal in normal polite society.
(but really tho can someone buy me a tesla)
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If each of your followers gave you $2, you could get a higher end Model 3. The fact that someone with 30k+ followers providing quality posts like yours doesn't get $10k+ from them each year proves the internet is broken.
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