Sometimes when I want something, my first instinct is to tweet asking someone to buy it for me. My old sex worker habits were not trained to be optimal in normal polite society.
(but really tho can someone buy me a tesla)
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If each of your followers gave you $2, you could get a higher end Model 3. The fact that someone with 30k+ followers providing quality posts like yours doesn't get $10k+ from them each year proves the internet is broken.
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tbf if i had to give $2 to each person I was following, I'd probably be a lot more stringent about who I followed
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There is probably one or more thirsty, optioned out tech-guy followers that would do something like this.
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As a normal guy i find the option itself of someone just buying me something because i asked so alien. I'm sure feminists found a way to spin this privilege into something negative.
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Pay it forward, Aella. I need new winter work clothes. (It's all on my wishlist)
