In TV shows, whenever someone gets arrested for murder everybody's like "I always knew somethin' was strange with him. He always gave you the stink eye and cut his grass too short. Real weird guy."
If you got arrested for murder, what would people "I always knew" about you?
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That my small talk...particularly in elevators...is so bad I seem like an axe murderer....
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That I was always engaging with tweets that asked why I would obviously be the murderer
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"From the moment he said he not only liked but actually preferred to drink Coke after it went flat, I knew I couldn't trust him"
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“Always knew he was weird because of the big collection of anatomy/art books and cook books. He was preparing for that crime his whole life...”
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I would fall under the other common description: " He was so nice a quiet, I never would have thought he could do something like that!"
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I mean, the guy does the first follow-up email next day, the second after 30 days; has separate morning and evening toothbrushes; and wears a shirt almost the color of his pants but not quite - how could anyone miss this?
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"I always knew his jokes about industrial-capacity guillotines on the Capitol Steps being a legitimate solution for political malfeasance had too much underlying fervor."
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I always knew he had something strange, the sole Bitcoin guy in the vilage, and he had strong opinions about economy and politics, kinda the weirdo of the tribe..
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