I wish! Every time I waggle a wrench in front of a plumber they just want to fuck me.
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I always thought of pretty woman...julia roberts
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Jessica Jones season 3 features this trope
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You have to wave a broken faucet for that to work
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I think that last one is actually more accurate than you might think, I think a lot of people in repair-focused jobs actually have a strong drive to fix things up.
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Come to think if it, most of the professional programmers I know are very easily tempted into starting new programming projects.
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if it were that easy, I'd show random food & ingredients to a chef and hopefully they'll hook me up with dinner.
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I dunno I'm a philosophy grad student and when people make bad arguments in front of me I feel the compulsive need to fix them.
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Ok but I think the latter might actually be true for certain occupations. STEM types are susceptible to "nerd sniping"
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