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Have you ever seriously attempted to put your own penis into your own mouth? (question submitted by

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Yes
45.4%
No
43.8%
I have no penis
10.8%

1,431 votesFinal results

12:55 PM · Jul 19, 2019

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C'mon guys. Tell the truth.

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You gonna ask if we've succeeded? 😏

Hazily Rational

@HazilyRational

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I can't even touch my toes, so this is an obvious non-starter!

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@EricBoudreau12

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Seems like there are a lot of flexible people that respond to your polls.

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I succeed when I was 14, impossibly horny, and in martial arts. It's how I know a penis feels smooth

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